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James Sirius Potter (simply_james) wrote in breaking_point,
@ 2010-10-21 16:14:00

Entry tags:

*complete, 2025 10, character: alastor moody, character: albus potter, character: james sirius potter, character: severus snape

Owl to Alastor and Severus
Who: Jamie, Alastor and Severus
Where: Where they are
When: Morning 21 October, 2025
Summary: Jamie has some news that Severus and Alastor won't like.

Dear Alastor and Severus,

I've been in contact with several magazines, and I've arranged for an exclusive with Witch Weekly. There will be a portrait on each of us, a joint interview and pictures. We get to review the text prior to printing and pictures can be retouched to cover any defect.

The magazine is currently not running, but they want us to be on the cover of the first issue. I've also arranged for remuneration in the amount of 4000 galleons per person. We probably could have gotten more but it doesn't go well with the Saviors of the world image they want. They are hoping to do it this weekend and be out by Tuesday. Let me know if timing is a problem. Also, expect questions on your private lives. Yelling is not an answer. If you need me to come up with generic answers to use during the interview, that's fine too.

Sincerely,
Jamie

PS Saying no it's not an option. We have to give them something while these trials are going on.

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	bp_snape 2010-10-22 02:52 am UTC (link)
	"James, I daresay 'the right light' would be a total absence of same. Under those circumstances, I might even prefer Playwitch: at least their articles would be shorter. I look forward with great interest to your suggestions for suitable answers. The irony should be quite piquant. Sincerely, Snape." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	simply_james 2010-10-22 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Severus, You wouldn't be so lucky. They like their pictures up close and personal. Irony? I don't get it. I'm pretty sure that's been my main job throughout. Jamie (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bp_snape 2010-10-22 03:09 am UTC (link)
	"James, In total darkness, it hardly matters how close the camera is. Unless, of course, the camera is being used for other purposes than taking pictures. Oh, come on. The mere concept of me in Witch Weekly is a motherlode of irony. Snape" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	simply_james 2010-10-22 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Severus, There's be lights. Trust me. Plenty of them. And they have all sorts of spells to take pictures in the dark; I know from experience. You're one of the people that defeated Riddle, you are married to Harry Potter's son and you head the school. I don't see why you shouldn't be there. Jamie (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bp_snape 2010-10-22 03:52 am UTC (link)
	"James, Very well, I'll go along with this farce. As long as you can give me more information about these spells that allow taking pictures in total darkness. Snape" (Reply to this) (Parent)

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