"I'm impressed. Not here a full day and already you've made yourself comfortable. If mum fires you, I'll pitch a bitch fit like she's never seen. Well, unless you really fuck up and then it's your own damn fault," she told Ben, then pursed her lips into an air-kiss for him.
Minerva took a long drink from her butterbeer as she was thirsty, then stifled a belch with the back of her hand. "Excuse me. Not Ollivander himself, actually. Alicia Spinnett. She's taken over his business and she's a really cool witch. I love working there."
When the food came out, Minerva doused her chips with a lot of vinegar. "So what else have you been up to besides being charming and shag-adorable?"