Re: Marlene/Alastor
"I never said I hated relationships. Just talking about them. But, we're not doing too badly," he agreed; then he laughed. "Well, I do believe we've been accused of arguing like an old married couple before. It would be appropriate."
Toying with a lock of hair, he tugged it gently. "No, you shouldn't be. He might be a pain in the arse about us, but I like having him back."
Alastor blinked. They really were bargaining! "Lack of milk for tea, now. Whatever actions are necessary to obtain that milk in the future may be."
And now he was worrying about food stores already!