You did WHAT? A rash decision, this is what you call getting married? And an OWL, a bloody OWL?
Why am I even surprised by this?
You got bloody, fucking MARRIED without a word to anyone! How the hell do you get married without any of us there to celebrate? For that matter, you're two men, why would you 'get married' without anyone when that's the only point of a ceremony for two men -- committing in front of others to show a bond the law won't recognise?
Tell me you at least fire-called your brother, not an owl, because there is no way in Hell I'm defending you to him over this one.