On the Border Network

Hmm, this is not my motel. A bit nicer, but still not mine.

Tijuana is kind of a zoo.

Don't suppose anyone has dug up any more info?

In any case, I'm seriously not in love with the area.

I'm still digging, but I haven't found anything new.

So I've been pretty much unconscious for a few days, but that guy was right. Those aliens he was talking about are here. Ward and I got pinned down by them, and we probably wouldn't be here if it weren't for Tom.

We didn't happen to see any vampires, but definitely those Skitter things. Be careful if you go out.

Talk about not useful. Now would someone explain how a wormhole or something like that picked me up and brought me here without me realising?

Okay, I don't want to be known as the resident conspiracy theorist or anything like that, but first aliens and now...I don't know, vampires maybe? I saw something that can't be easily explained away last night.

Is anyone else seeing or hearing strange things here?

You sound like you're losing it, Skye.

That was a good pub.

There were pints.

Many pints.

And football! Association football.

Girls, pints and football.

It's not so bad there.

If this is a dream I wanna wake up now.

And I'm never touching booze again.

So... it's a dream right? Gov?

[Filtered to Grant Ward]

Coulson's here.

... well, then. Not what I was expecting.

Why am I in California? Why can’t I go away? Why did I get all this free stuff? Why is this phone so little? Is this the future? Am I in trouble? I swear I didn’t do whatever you think I did and you can ask my mom and she’ll tell you that I was at home for like a whole week and I didn’t go anywhere because I’m grounded.

Hey Wanda or Hank or metal controlling guy or Charles or gross but still cool guy?

Um hi?

Private to Dr. Lecter

He's trying to justify what he did because Fitz isn't dead. Are you kidding me? My blood is boiling.

I told you he'd be fine.

Correct me if I'm wrong but logistically it would be impossible to be in such a place under normal circumstances. Especially since I was in a submarine and now that I am here when absolutely nothing has happened. Besides, my team needs me right now.

This definitely not home. But it's probably far better than what awaits back home.

There is no mortal magic that can bind me so...yet I sense not Father's hand in this all. Speak quickly and explain thyself or face the wrath of the Sun god.

I'm afraid I have bad news all around. I hacked their database, and everything in the handbook appears to be true, as far as not being able to get back. They also have extensive files on all of us.

It seems like everyone of us are here for a reason. I'm still digging but it is looking like this might be some kind of experiment.

I can't trace the source or where it's coming from. It might even be alien. Trust me, I know how that sounds.

This is extremely inconvenient.

Did S.H.I.E.L.D. Lose some artifact and it malfunction?