Who: Stephen (with guest appearances by Irene Croaker and a priest). Special thank you to Cori, who wrote Matthew's note and Father Michaels.
What: A short piece about death and dying.
When: May 14th, 1982
Where: Starting in Stephen's house in Bognor Regis, ending outside of St. Richard's in Chichester.
Rating: PG-13 for content (language, disturbing themes), major trigger warning for suicide, character death.

( He ain't heavy. )

Who: Stephen and Matthew
What: THE ANGSTY NERDS' REUNION! (It's like the Partridge Family Reunion, only with LESS STUPID SINGING! XD)
WHen: 2 May 1982, afternoon going on evening?
Where: Matthew's house, naturellement, since Stephen doesn't TRUST Matty enough to let him come to HIS PLACE!
Rating: Let's say... T for Teens again, since Stephen has a dirty mouth!

( Nerds are just deep, and neurotic, fans. Needy fans. We're all nerds, on one subject or another. ~Jonathan Lethem )

Who: Kinjala and Matthew Selwyn
When: THERAPY TIEM IS NAO!
When: Sunday, 2 May 1982, early afternoon
Where: The Selwyns' family home, naturellement!
Rating: Say... T for Teens because of some talk of INCEST!

( Her parthenogenetic birth from Adam`s body makes Eve his daughter so that the Judeo-Christian tradition rests on a primal father-daughter incest motif. ~Naomi Goodman )

Who: Eoin McClory, James Potter, and Matthew and Diana Selwyn
What: Big Brother is WATCHING YOU...whore yourself out, among OTHER THINGS!
When: Monday, 26 April 1982, evening (BACKDATED!)
Where: The streets of Soho, to segue to Diana's flat!
Rating: Say... T for TEENS at first – seeing as how there will PROBABLY DEFINITELY BE SOME SWEARING! (And also TRIGGER WARNING: incestuous THOUGHTS but no ACTION!)

( To the moralist prostitution does not consist so much in the fact that the woman sells her body, but rather that she sells it out of wedlock. ~ Emma Goldman )

Who: Nicholas and Matthew Selwyn
What: A friendly warning that Diana's ALIVE and COMING HOME... or so SOMEONE THINKS...!
When: Monday, 26th April 1982 (BACKDATED!)
Where: Matthew's house in Chichester, West Sussex, naturellement!
Rating: Let's call it T for Teens, with a stipulation/WARNING: there WILL BE talk of INCEST and CHILD ABUSE in this log!

( We say that slavery has vanished from European civilization, but this is not true. Slavery still exists, but now it applies only to women and its name is prostitution – Victor Hugo )

Who: Terrell O'Connors, Aberforth Dumbledore, and Matthew Selwyn
What: Would sir enjoy a bit of torture and memory loss with his meal?
When: 23rd April, 1982 (SLIGHTLY BACKDATED!)
Where: The Prince Albert, in Dover
Rating: Let's say... R, just in case Abe has to CUT A BITCH! XD

( When all is said, [England's] atmosphere still contains fewer germs of aggression and brutality per cubic foot in a crowded bus, pub or queue than in any other country in which I have lived ~ Arthur Koestler )

Who: Nicholas, Frederick, and Matthew Selwyn
What: Frederick is SO DAMNED SICK that he's hired his BROTHER ON to heal him...!
When: 19th April 1982 (BACKDATED)
Where: The Selwyn household in West Sussex-- specifically, Frederick's bedroom
Rating: PG-13 for language, some distur trigger warning for talk of incest and child abuse.

( Child abuse casts a shadow the length of a lifetime. ~ Herbert Ward )

Who: NERDS. ANGSTY ONES.
What: You respond to an ad for ward inspection, you get this bastard.
When: March 28th, 1982
Where: Matthew's house in Chichester.
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Status: Complete

( We've all gotten a little bit older, a little less stable. )

Who: The temporary representative for Britain in the International Confederation of Wizards.
What: I know it looks bad that we killed a married couple, but...
When: March 27th, 1982
Where: Wherever the International Confederation of Wizards meets.
Rating: G

( Good morning to you all. )