Tweak says, "thumpa thumpa"
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argentlyThat's what I look like when you keep passing me wine.
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sassholeThat's why I do it. :D Drunk Allison is one of my favorites.
argentlyYou're helping me turn into a lush so you can see one of your favorites on a more regular basis.
sassholeMaaaaaaaybe.
argentlyI'd protest more if the wine wasn't so good.
sassholeI pick fantastic wine.
argentlyAnd I'm a fish. Must be Monday.
sassholeScallisaac: Making Mondays Acceptable since 2014.
argentlyAnd pants optional because it get hot pretty quickly.
sassholeMore like pants notional.
argentlySilly autocorrect and its morals.
sassholePants are for losers.
argentlyAnd we are the champpppionnnsss
sassholeOf alcohol and sex!
argentlyI'm tipsy enough right now to say yolo. In Paris. Yoloip.
sassholeSO CUTE.
argentlyI'm gonna hate myself I'm the morning and it won't be so cute then.
sassholeIt's okay, bb. We'll werewolf your hangover pain away.
argentlyThere are some perks to having two werewolf boyfriends.
sassholeSo many perks.
argentlyI think I'll keep you
sassholeSorry, bb. You're stuck with me.
argentlySuch warm, much fuzzy.
sassholeCome be warm and fuzzy in my lap.
argentlyI can take care of the warm part, but someone else will have to provide the fur.
sassholeDone!
argentlymmmmmmmmmwaaah:*
shrimptacosGod I love you two.
argentlyYour boyfriend's trying to get me drunk.
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shrimptacosSave some room for me on that lap.
sassholeObviously. My lap is big enough for two.
shrimptacos:D I'll bring the chocolate body paint.
sassholeI promise not to taste it this time until its actually on a body.
shrimptacosThat's much appreciated, boyfriend.
sassholeI also promise TO taste it once it's on a body.
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