"Why can't we just do competitive eating? I did a hot dog eating contest once, kept me full all day and I got a trophy and everything. First and only trophy I'll probably every earn but it was worth it. We should look into that," Parker said, eating her food as if she was breathing it in before going for the next one.
"Then we totally have to do this, find one that pays money and we split everything. Some of them have to pay, and I heard some are like turkeys, you and I can rip apart a turkey in no time at all. Fuck the humans, why should they win?"