"You nut, more married guys go to hookers than anyone else. Same with gay hookers, they get more married guys than anything apparently. You've probably killed way more guys with kids than I have, I just take out weirdos and creeps, no one wants to marry them," Parker pointed out to her sister, shaking her head and laughing at the story with her boyfriend. Seriously, she had hookers outside of her old apartment, and Julia Roberts was as convincing as a modern day hooker as she was a rhino.
"How many people do you think they thought were here?" Parker laughed as she sat up, her mouth watering at the scent of the food. "I am so fucking hungry it's not funny."