"Especially when you're as skinny as you are, that's gotta turn a few heads. But yeah, we're expensive to keep fed, and watered. But I suppose it's a good thing that beer is finally cheaper than gasoline. You said something about bacon sandwiches being the best midnight snack, I have to say I prefer mugger. They keep you fuller longer, they're free and you're taking some asshole off the streets, win-win."
She started patting her thigh and making kissing noises, "Tom-cat, you about baby boy? Parker isn't gonna eat you, she's just someone else to cuddle next to until daddy is able to take you home." there was a creak, her bedroom door being pushed open as the little cat with the miss-matched eyes brushed by it. His tail was up, enjoying being talked to but he stayed away, sniffing the air, trying to decide if he should hide from the other cheetah in the room.