With eyes beaming like million-candlepower bulbs, Shimmer smiled even wider and took that sexy bankroll with a swish of a graceful hand-motion, discretely placing it upon her person with all the dexterity of a financial ninja.
Booh-ya, she just earned that with her awesome vaudeville skills!
"You know, I wasn't even sure that would be worth a damn, but twenty whole dollars? Fuck, yeah, I got this shit down! I coulda' totally misread that, man... You might've thought I was a serial killer and was all-"
And she suddenly whirled, making as though she was about to snatch one of the knives.
"RARGH! I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE! GIVE ME YOUR EPIDERMIS, MOTHERFUCKER! Hah-hah! But no, you got me! You're a cool lady, Mary Celeste!"