Just a GPSL NPCs (birthrightnpc) wrote in birthrightrpg, @ 2021-11-16 12:24:00 |
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Entry tags: | maddy rigby, media, npc |
Sprite Is Not An Effective Weapon
Who: Maddy & Nicole Silla, Las Vegas Nightly News
What: Media Report
When: Present, 11 PM
"Tonight, LV News 3 has received numerous reports of an unidentified flying object over Angry Chickz Nashville Hot Chicken. That's off Maryland Parkway in Paradise. What you're seeing is an amateur video taken by a viewer of a bright, disc-shaped object over Tropicana Avenue. We also have an eyewitness account. Here's Nicole Silla reporting earlier from the scene."
'I'm here at Angry Chickz with Maddy Rigby. She was leaving the restaurant when the object appeared. Maddy, walk us through what happened.'
"Yeah. So I came out with my combo meal and I saw this little dude hiding between the cars. And I was like, you know, it's Vegas. He's probably trying to steal something. I've got a one in thirty-five chance of being a victim of property crime. Anyway, I went to tell him to buzz off and I realized he was green. Like, head-to-toe green, and buck naked. Did you ever see Signs? Right, kinda like that. So I freaked out! I dropped my chicken. It's over there on the ground, there's a bird eating my fries. I threw my Sprite at him -- the alien, not the bird, I'm not down with animal cruelty -- and it did NUH-THING. It just dripped off his alien face. *Beep*ing M. Night Shyamalan. And I'm like... Ohhhh my God. This is it. This is how I die. But then this air craft swooooshed over the parking lot. I like, ran for my life. I went face-first into the door of the chicken joint. It's a pull. And I don't know what happened after that. I probably blacked out. All I'm saying is, clench your butt cheeks tight tonight, Vegas. The truth is out there!"
'Ahh. Well, you heard it here first. Back to you.'