... What the fuck is it with people here? Is this a fucking morgue?
I know it's fairly early to put it out there but I'm sure "Halloween" is a big thing in this kind of town, so I figured it would be best to give people a heads up. On October 31st my companions and I will be hosting a masquerade at our new home. Details and invitations to the entire town will be sent out next month. This is something of a "save the date."
This place is so incredibly boring. Is this what it would feel like to be Amish? Damn.
So, I'm the new Sheriff Deputy in town ... what can you actually do here fun enough that you'd need to get arrested for?