dani_meows (dani_meows) wrote in bipolardanicats, @ 2011-08-03 20:15:00 |
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Shiver me Timbers
Title: Shiver Me Timbers
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Pairing: John/Sherlock friendship
Rating:Pg-13
Word Count: 200
Notes: Unbetaed. Written for prompt table (located here) prompt 6-Pirates. Also this is total and complete crack.
Shiver Me Timbers
Guilt, John mused was a terrible thing. It could cause you to agree when your sister pressured you into a party that you did not want to go to and made you agree to a costume of her choice.
Really considering her tendency towards the dramatic, he should be grateful that it was just a pirate costume, she could have after all dressed him up as a pretty pink princess. His ability for gratitude was currently being hindered by the person he usually called his best friend.
Sherlock was bloody laughing at him, laughing so hard that he couldn't even manage his snide remarks about holidays, social events, and John's desire to please others rather than himself. In fact, Sherlock was laughing so hard John was becoming concerned that he was in danger of hyperventilating.
“I'm leaving now,” he said, gathering up all of his wounded pride and and missing dignity, making him look for all the world like an offended cat. Well an offended cat wearing a hideous shirt, an eye patch, and torn and stained pants and carrying a wooden sword.
“Arrr.... shiver me timbers, matey,” Sherlock said.
“Oh, go walk the plank,” John replied.