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Bellum Anon ([info]bellum_anon) wrote in [info]bellumlogs,
@ 2010-03-12 23:02:00

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Entry tags:plot: fables

Fables Plot Public Post!
Who: Public
What: The Open Post for Public Threading for the Epic Fable Plot
Where: Throughout the building.
When: 12:01
Warnings: Any number of crazy things could end up in here.
Notes: Alright! This post is for public threads only, and will be run party style. Anyone can jump into a thread at any time--just use your judgment! Feel free to hop around, go to different parts of the building, and mingle through the madness.



12:01. The beginning of a new day, just broken in, still fresh. Most of the building was sleeping, as decent people ought to be at such an hour.

The building, down at its foundations, was restless. A storm had been gathering for the past week, in its joints and its doorways, in its windows and its keyholes. 12:01, the storm broke over Bellum.

It was as if the building stretched, yawned, shook itself. There was a shudder in reality, as if the air itself was nothing more than a funhouse mirror. Faster than you could snap your fingers and the thing was done, set into motion before the darkest hours of the morning had yet come around.

A twitch, a snap, a static shock.

And then the changes started.

((OOC: Alright guys, go crazy! Feel free to post your location in the header of your comment so people can do a quick visual scan for the right comment and the right location. Mingle! Chat! Fight! Tackle one another!))



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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]tenoversix
2010-03-13 09:11 am UTC (link)
Hats tumbled their way down from his closet. Pink hats, yellow hats, hats with lapels, and hats made entirely out of feathers: one after the other, they zoomed from the doorway and into the already cluttered mass of everything that seemed to make up the floor of Max's room. Inside the closet, was the man himself. He was dressed in only a pair of white boxers flecked with numerous teacups in an array of different colors. His brow was contorted in concentration. He simply did not have the time for this. Time was very fickle and he enjoyed running rather fast. If he didn't keep up with Time, he would run straight over him. And that just wouldn't do again.

The kettle hissed at the top of its lungs as Max finally found what he was looking for. Ten over six, that's what the said on the slip of paper tucked into the side. He twirled the brim 'round his fingers tips, silk brushing skin, until he set it atop his head. "Now, now," he told the kettle over his shoulder, "You mustn't be rude! Wait your turn."

Next came the attire. He was on his way out, but to where? Where, indeed!

Max stalked over to the right side of his closet (the right side being for pleasure, the left for business - or was it the other way around?) and pulled out his outfit for the evening. Was it the morning? He glanced down at his hand, now holding a large watch meant for a pocket, but a size that told another tale, which told him that it was the the day after when he thought it was. A clock that told the day? Where had he gotten that?

With a soft shrug, he instead dressed from head to toe in an outfit made of green, plaid, and stripes that didn't quite seem to fit. Heels clicked and clacked across his kitchen floor as he disregarded a teacup. He simply set his teabags inside of the kettle and lifted it from the stove. With the chain of his watch now hanging from the center of his bodice, he started for the door. "Excellent, excellent," he told himself.

Max glanced around his floor curiously. It was empty minus only one. His mouth set into a broad grin as he took a step forward. "Going somewhere interesting? That way doesn't seem very interesting at all," He wouldn't recommend going that way. But as he stirred his kettle with only a few rotating circles of his wrist, he doesn't know which way he would recommend going himself.

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]wanderings
2010-03-13 04:20 pm UTC (link)
Evelyn paused, turning to look back at Max. There was something wrong with her face. All the pieces didn't seem to quite align, like a Picasso. Her chin looked sharp enough to cut. "You look familiar," she mused. "If you think searching for my poor baby boy counts as interesting, then yes." She pointed a gloved finger at him. "And the moral is, don't ask an honest question if you don't want to hear an honest answer."

She noticed the kettle he was carrying. A little steam was escaping from the spout, and she smiled. Hot water--perfect. "Would you come? You and your kettle could be very helpful." She imagined putting the baby in the tub and pouring hot tea all over the little escape artist, and her smile got sweeter.

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]tenoversix
2010-03-13 06:13 pm UTC (link)
Max knew the woman, but he couldn't place why that was. He had memories of her. If he tried to grasp at the memories, they would slip away, smoke between his fingers. He felt compelled to find someone. A mouse or a rabbit. Or was it both? But as the woman invited him along, he swept the idea from his mind without a second thought at that moment.

He left the door of his apartment ajar and began to march towards her. There was a name she had. Her name dangled on the tip of his tongue and hung there like a rock-climber who has just lost his balance. Then she mentioned his kettle. Max stopped in his place and held his kettle to his chest with both his arms. "Could be very helpful? Tea is always helpful," he stated indignantly, as if the woman had just insulted the color of his eyes.

With a "hrmph", he then came to her side, towering over her slightly more than usual due to the height of the heels on his feet.

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]wanderings
2010-03-13 08:20 pm UTC (link)
She gave him a long once over, not batting an eyelash at his stylish dress and heels. It wasn't as if it was unusual, and she'd seen him dressed in any number of ridiculous get-ups before. Despite the fact that they'd never met. She shook her head a little.

"That it is," she said, lips pursed, eyes bright. "Come along then, keep up." She had no patience for the slow, and he had better be able to walk quickly in those heels.

She approached the door to the next apartment down the hall. The child was still shrieking, and the door was ajar. Perfect. She wouldn't need to go find a key, then. She walked in as if the apartment was her own, and took the pepper shaker out of her pocket.

"Now where is the little piggie hiding?" she asked, voice hushed, a wicked kind of smile growing on her face. "I'll shut you up, you foolish child. And the moral is..."

Her voice trailed off as she came across the room where the baby was lying. "Ah. There you are."

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]tenoversix
2010-03-14 07:47 am UTC (link)
He followed, yes, but he instead made his way into the foreign kitchen. The tea kettle in his hand was set down only temporarily upon the counter as he opened up every white cabinet he could see. "Tea, tea, tea--" he murmured. He searched for what seemed like minutes (but were seconds, of course. Time had not won this round), pushing glass upon dish upon utensil onto the floor, each with a loud shatter or clang, until he found no tea. "What!?"

He picked up the kettle again. Max's heels scooted from room to room. "She-" spouted from his mouth as he poked his head inside of each door, but immediately he stopped speaking when he found no sign of the Duchess. He wondered idly how he knew that. It was her name after all. Duch-ess. It sounded familiar, it looked familiar, but somehow parts of her did not.

Finding her for a second time that evening he gave a loud huff. "The NERVE! She doesn't even have any earl grey..Ooh! What's this?" He asked, wiggling his free fingers excitedly at the sight of the baby.

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]wanderings
2010-03-14 07:53 am UTC (link)
"A child," she said, as if it were a perfectly sensible question. "Or a pig. Come here, darling, come to mama." She was the picture of a sweet, motherly disposition, picking the baby up out of the cradle. Its squalling redoubled when it saw her face. "Now now, dear, don't misbehave."

A conundrum. She wanted to punish the child for running off and throwing itself into the bassinet next door, but there was a Hatter here. "I think you should pour the child a bathtub full of tea," she advised. "He needs a bath, and everyone could use some tea this time of night."

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]tenoversix
2010-03-14 08:15 am UTC (link)
He edged forward, his fingers waggling over the edge of the cradle. At the mention of tea, his dazed grin pulled itself up by the corners and spread widely into his cheeks and the waggling ceased. "Of course! Of course!" One foot led the other in a quick tiptoe into the hall.

He hummed a tune all to himself, something about a -- was it a poker face? -- and began getting to work inside of the bathroom. Soon, hot water brushed the sides of the tub. "Oooh, how delightful!" He cooed. When it reached an adequate height for the child, he kissed the side of his kettle and poured its steaming contents into the water. "Rub a dub dub, tea in the tub! Come now, Duchess, we have a schedule to keep!"

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]snow_bees
2010-03-16 10:17 pm UTC (link)
The Snow Queen had left the penthouse floor shortly after being so rudely shouldered aside by the Beast. She had found their interactions interesting, especially focused on the gentleman that had been there, but there were other, more pressing things on her mind. Something told her that in this land around her castle, there might be children ripe for the taken.

She padded silently on bare feet down to the Deluxe Floor, and paused on the landing, listening through the swirling flakes and catching the shrill cry of a baby. A slow smile crossed her face, not entirely kind, and she followed the sound to a door left open to the hallway.

The snow entered before she herself did, skittering along the floor and gathering along floorboards before getting caught back up in the chill breeze. She headed deeper into the apartment, peering into the kitchen and raising a single eyebrow at the destruction scattered across the floor. The cries of the child grew in volume and intensity, so she redirected her attention to finding it, finally finding the two adults in the apartment, the woman cradling the baby.

She took a moment to study the three of them, then finally cleared her throat delicately.

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]wanderings
2010-03-17 02:03 am UTC (link)
Evelyn was readying to drop the child into the piping hot tea and listen to it squeal and it...steeped, as it were, when she felt a cold blast of air. Then a woman cleared her throat behind her.

She turned, taking her in with a smile and a touch of contempt her facade couldn't stretch far enough to cover. "Why hello there," she said, hiding, at least, her irritation at being interrupted. "Here for an audience?"

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]tenoversix
2010-03-17 02:14 am UTC (link)
Max, however, felt there was no problem in expressing his irritation and tossed the empty teapot at the door by the woman's side. It smashed with an obnoxiously loud clash as it hit the wood and fell to pieces down upon the floor. "IT'S VERY RUDE TO INTERRUPT! There's no room here! Try the house next door!" His expression would have twisted the way he liked it to, had it not been for the face he was wearing. Something about it no longer thrived in harmony with himself.

That certainly wouldn't do.

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]snow_bees
2010-03-17 02:25 am UTC (link)
The Queen's only reaction to the throwing of the Hatter's teapot was a brief wince and a tightening of her shoulders. She raked her gaze across the two standing in front of her and almost sympathized with the way the child cried even louder at the racket. Almost. It wouldn't stop her from her plans, though it seemed that taking the child away from these two might be a blessing at this point.

Her voice steeled, almost too low to hear over the crying. "I will go wherever I choose. And you shall not tell me otherwise." Her nose crinkled delicately in distaste as she looked closer at the Hatter before dismissing him and moving on to the Duchess. The temperature in the small room actually dropped more. "And no. I am not here for an audience. I am here for what is mine." Her eyes dropped momentarily to the baby, before back up to challenge disagreement.

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]wanderings
2010-03-17 02:28 am UTC (link)
The Duchess narrowed her eyes when the kettle shattered. Maybe the Hatter needed to be disciplined himself? But then the ice queen before her not only dismissed the rudeness of her interruption, but insinuated the child was hers!

She held the baby closer to her chest, tipping her sharp chin up. "I beg your pardon," she said. "I don't know what you're talking about." Something nagged at her that she was right--that the child wasn't hers, that it could be anyone's. She ignored it. She'd claimed the child, so it had to be hers. Even the Hatter seemed to agree...in his way.

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]tenoversix
2010-03-17 02:41 am UTC (link)
The Hatter's brow lifted curiously. These women were arguing over the child? The squirming, wriggling, writhing little child in The Duchess' arms? He stood upright and tickled under the baby's chin. It's head started to droop and slowly nod. Then, as the women bickered, he seemed to fall fast asleep against the woman's chest.

He seemed uninterested in it then and looked down at his fingertips. Wiggling them in front of his face, he moved his head to the side to inspect them thoroughly. Something about them was special, he was remembering that now, but what was it?

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]snow_bees
2010-03-17 03:30 am UTC (link)
"Ah," the Snow Queen said, nodding after the Hatter put the child to sleep, "Now I do not have to shout to be heard. And so there can be no mistaking when I say that it is not your child." She knew it could not possibly belong to this strange woman who dared to defy her wishes. An icy gust twisted the Duchess' skirts around her legs, almost tangling them before the wind died down again.

As an after thought, she tilted her head the slightest bit to the side, regarding the other woman. "I might thank you for watching him. If you give him to me now." It was the closest she would come to kindness at the moment.

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]wanderings
2010-03-17 03:27 pm UTC (link)
And now this random stranger was blowing at her skirts! How rude. "No," she said flatly. She pulled her pepper shaker out of her pocket with her free hand, cradling the child a little closer to her, and caught the shaker in a firm grip, like it was a weapon. "Don't you dare tread any closer to me. The moral is--mind your own business." She looked over to the Hatter for support. The tea was going to get cold soon, and then where would they be?

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]tenoversix
2010-03-18 12:43 am UTC (link)
The Hatter snapped his fingers and pointed to the sky with his forefinger in victory. "Eureka!" It was then that he realized just what those fingers were meant to do. "This has all been very lovely, Duchess. But you see --" He ejected the large watch from the front of his bodice on a whim and gasped as if all his breath were leaving him to go on holiday.

"It's nearly one! Time for tea! As for you, my dear lady! You have been very rude!" As he spoke, his anger rose. How dare this woman ruin his tea party! Had she no manners? The air seemed to grow thick with a daze that he could not feel. His sole target was the very rude woman.

But madness was never choosy.

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]snow_bees
2010-03-18 03:04 am UTC (link)
The Snow Queen took half a step back, shaking her head in confusion, snowflakes falling from her hair where they'd been caught. She blinked right at the Hatter and for a moment it was Deirdre whose eyes went a little wider, "What...?" She gasped for a moment to catch her breath, suddenly shorter and harder to breathe. A headache formed instantly behind her eyes, and she lifted her hand to press at her forehead.

The room seemed to dip around her momentarily as she tried to keep her balance before her eyes flashed, glaring at the Hatter. "What did you do?" In the next second, a driving blizzard filled the room, whiting out the spaces between everyone. The wind whistled harshly, but even that wasn't enough to drown out the Queen's shouts. "How dare you! You will all suffer for this!" The temperature dropped as well, suddenly well below freezing in the bathroom, a skin of ice forming along the top of the tea in the bath.

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]wanderings
2010-03-18 04:04 pm UTC (link)
First The Duchess felt a wave of sensation--the child in her arms seemed to go reptilian and wiggle around. She quickly became convinced she was holding a snake.

"Disgusting," she said, wrinkling her nose. Then the snowstorm came, freezing her breath in her throat and coating the edges of her dress with snow. "Take the foul thing," she said, shoving the squirming, crying child into the arms of The Snow Queen. She felt sick, and the room seemed to tilt.

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]tenoversix
2010-03-21 04:23 am UTC (link)
The Hatter blew out a stream of air between his teeth and watched it wiggle in front of his mouth. It interested him for only a minute, but in that minute, he lost focus of what his mind was relaying, and the hold of his spell seemed to snap.

Upon hearing The Duchess offer the baby up, he gave a small frown. Had he wasted his tea for nothing? Then, it struck him -- His tea! "What have you done!?" he shrieked, turning around on the balls of his heels to finally note the iced layer blanketing his tub of tea.

What use was tea cold!?

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]snow_bees
2010-03-21 04:43 am UTC (link)
The snow in the bathroom stopped falling for an instant as the Duchess shoved the baby into Deirdre's arms. She blinked at the wriggling child and smiled softly to herself, whispering. "Kyle?" In the next moment, she was cradling it close to her body as the blizzard whipped around her again. The storm flickered several more times, the snow erratically falling and stopping for the span of merely seconds.

When the Hatter's spell finally broke, she pulled herself up to her full height, completely the Queen once more. She kept the baby safe in her arms and glared at the Hatter. "I care not about your tea", she practically sneered. She raked her glance over the two of them and turned her back to leave.

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Re: Deluxe Floor: 12:01 AM
[info]wanderings
2010-03-22 02:34 am UTC (link)
The Duchess couldn't stand to be in the bathroom for a moment longer, not with the tea in the bathtub or the snake child or the Hatter leering at her. "I am going out," she declared, with what little composure she could still collect around herself, and pushed past The Snow Queen, ignoring the child she suddenly knew not to be hers and stomping out of the apartment, shaker in hand.

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