Hello, Brian! I'm Sherri in 205, and I'm sorry my little sister (the one asking about the fang extraction) is already trying to traumatize you. Don't even try to make sense of her, she doesn't want you to.
I just moved here, myself, and I haven't found a dentist (or any other doctors) in the city yet; how convenient, having one move in! It definitely saves me a search.
This building is definitely pretty unique, but it's not [...] bad. I hope you like it here!