Joanie Wicker | The Wicked Witch of the West (

wickedwicker) wrote in

bellumletale,
@ 2010-04-15 21:33:00

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Hey. This is Joanie, the person that did your tattoo. ~~I looked up Van Helsing on that stupid list and found~~

I remember you said you were Van Helsing, and what with all this weird full moon stuff going on, I just thought I'd ask you something. Well, two things.

First thing. Should I be carrying around a stake or something? Because if that Dracula guy is really dangerous...I really don't wanna end up some fanged blood-slut.

Second thing. If you ever need any stakes or crosses or anything, let me know. I can make them for you. You see, ~~I'm the Wicked Witch of the West~~ in addition to being green, I picked up magic. Somehow. Don't ask. But long story short, I can do this stuff, and I thought you ~~wouldn't burn me on a pyre~~ might be able to use the help.

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