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Joanie Wicker | The Wicked Witch of the West (wickedwicker) wrote in bellumletale,
@ 2010-04-15 21:33:00

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Hey. This is Joanie, the person that did your tattoo. ~~I looked up Van Helsing on that stupid list and found~~

I remember you said you were Van Helsing, and what with all this weird full moon stuff going on, I just thought I'd ask you something. Well, two things.

First thing. Should I be carrying around a stake or something? Because if that Dracula guy is really dangerous...I really don't wanna end up some fanged blood-slut.

Second thing. If you ever need any stakes or crosses or anything, let me know. I can make them for you. You see, ~~I'm the Wicked Witch of the West~~ in addition to being green, I picked up magic. Somehow. Don't ask. But long story short, I can do this stuff, and I thought you ~~wouldn't burn me on a pyre~~ might be able to use the help.

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	arcere 2010-04-16 01:46 am UTC (link)
	~~Fanged blood-slut? That's a new one.~~ I'd say yes. Or just a knife. Either one should work as well. Magic? ~~Green and magic ... wait a minute, haven't I~~ That's right. The wicked witch, are you? That might actually be fairly helpful; there's not many places in this city willing to sell some of the things I'm looking for. (Reply to this) (Thread)

wickedwicker
2010-04-16 01:50 am UTC (link)

I'll keep something on me.

~~I AM NOT WICKED~~ I'd prefer "witch," thanks. I may not be peaches and cream, but I'm not a psychotic kidnapper or anything either. And yeah, I'm finding that magic has lots of practical uses. So just tell me what you need. I have to turn something into something else, so I need something to transform. I've found that cotton balls work pretty well, or anything you can buy for cheap in bulk.

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	arcere 2010-04-16 01:52 am UTC (link)
	~~That we know of ...~~ I don't suppose you can do communion wafers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-04-16 01:53 am UTC (link)
	I'm not sure about anything you can eat yet. I haven't tried, and frankly, I don't want to kill somebody because the food I made turned out to be cotton inside because it didn't transform all the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arcere 2010-04-16 01:56 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I don't really care if they're edible or not. I just need it to crumble. ~~Then again~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-04-16 01:58 am UTC (link)
	But if it isn't really a communion wafer, will it work the same? Like would a cross I make work? ~~I'm a half-Jewish Wiccan, so maybe not~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arcere 2010-04-16 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Maybe not, but having a couple around would still be nice. And you'd get some magic practice in with no loss. A cross would work anyway. It's the symbol that does the job in that case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-04-16 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Okay. Do you have any communion wafers hanging around? Because it's a lot easier to make something if I know exactly what it looks like or if I have a reference object. I guess I could look one up on the internet. And okay. I'll make you a Buffy goodie basket. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arcere 2010-04-16 04:13 am UTC (link)
	No, they're a little hard to come by if you're not a man of the cloth. I look forward to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-04-16 04:15 am UTC (link)
	To the internet I go. I'll knock, because I don't think I should leave this stuff out in the hall where somebody could sabotage it. (Reply to this) (Parent)