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Kiki Curren {Lucy Westenra} (lily_like_girl) wrote in bellumletale,
@ 2010-03-24 14:30:00

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You know what, I'm really confused right now, and I don't understand why you've become a total piece of Eurotrash!

First, did you get me that dress? It was so fucking ugly. Two, where did you take me? Because I had a seriously fucked up trip the other night and I'm sure there was acid or some shit in the champagne which leads me to the final complaint, which is

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BITE SO HARD?!

Christ, if you were horny, all you had to do was say so! I hurt so much I got stoned out of my mind on Valium the other night and then today after my shower I see in the mirror I've got fucking track marks on my neck and this giant fucking bruise like you were trying to suck out my insides or some shit like that! And I don't remember much else, so I really hope you didn't take advantage of me while I was unconscious. AND in Helena's guest bedroom, Jesus. You couldn't have taken me back to your place?

Honestly, Vlad, I thought you had class.

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nobleblood
2010-03-24 07:11 pm UTC (link)

~~Is this supposed to be serious~~

~~Peter and Helena did not tell you what happened? You cannot remember?~~

I did not take advantage of you, Kiki. ~~I simply tried to turn you into one of the undead~~ I left soon after you became unconscious.

~~You see, it was Dracula who~~ ~~I was a vampire~~ I was not myself that night. In fact, I was almost literally an [...] entirely different person. I do apologize for my behaviour - what I did was inexcusable, and you deserved far better.

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lily_like_girl
2010-03-24 07:17 pm UTC (link)

Wow, fucking thanks for being such a prince and leaving me when, what, I was too dead to be a good fuck buddy????? You've changed a shit ton in the years since I've seen you, Vlad, and I have to say, I'm really disappointed.

So now what? I'm sorry, but the mark on my neck is not going away just because you're Suddenly A Different Person blah blah. Fucking hell.

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	nobleblood 2010-03-24 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	I did not leave you alone - Helena and Peter were there. They took care of you. ~~The last person I need judgment from is you~~ There is nothing I can do to make it fade faster. Is there any way I can make it up to you? ~~I have never apologized so much in my life~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

lily_like_girl
2010-03-24 07:30 pm UTC (link)

Wait, so you buy me some fucking hideous dress with ruffles -- it wasn't even Betsey Johnson, I might add, so don't fucking pretend it was! -- and then you get me fucked up on something. Then you maul my neck until it's clear I'm not conscious enough to fucking put out and so you fucking abandon me to Lena and Peter?! Like that fucking makes it okay?!

I might be placated if you let me crash with you for a little bit.

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	nobleblood 2010-03-24 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	First of all, I did not buy you that dress. I have no idea where or how you got it. ~~Does the word Dracula mean nothing to you? I realize you would never read the book, but~~ ~~DAMN IT~~ I am not trying to suggest that anything makes it 'okay'. ~~WHAT~~ Clearly you are angry with me - why would you want to stay with me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lily_like_girl 2010-03-24 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Baby, we might have our bad times, but that doesn't mean I won't give you a second chance! You just have to ask! Beg, really, but I'll be easy on you since we're old friends. Seriously, though -- I didn't know you were still hot for me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nobleblood 2010-03-24 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	~~This cannot be happening~~ ~~Someone is going to tell you what happened eventually~~ I do not beg Does begging require me to get down on my knees while asking for your forgiveness? ~~For the love of~~ Well. Is it really that much of a surprise? ~~I cannot believe I just~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lily_like_girl 2010-03-25 12:57 am UTC (link)
	No, you can stand while you ask for my forgiveness. I'm sweet like that -- but clearly you remembered. Now, what got you so hot and bothered last night? Jealous about my new friend? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nobleblood 2010-03-25 02:10 am UTC (link)
	~~Honestly~~ I was a bit envious, perhaps. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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