posted by D4
Valentine's Day is over. Everyone is at home with the people they love, holding them close, or drinking alone and eating copious amounts of clearance candy.
Where are you tonight? Or tomorrow? Are you alone? Are you with someone? Are you dreaming of someone? Are you dying of boredom?
I can help with that.
Evelyn Campbell, at your service. I've heard this building is haunted. You know you've signed the right lease when even the dead tenants want to stick around.