Owl to one Adele Smith
Hello Ms. Adele,
It's come to my attention that you're a friend of sorts to my best friend, Remus Lupin. First, I wanted to make sure you aren't an evil bitch. If you are, you'd best leave him alone because I don't care that you're pretty and look sweet, I will destroy you if you hurt him. Secondly, if you were being sweet on him, there's no point. He likes boys.
That settled, apparently you're a good person in his books. Could I interest you in dinner sometime?
Regards,
Sirius Black
Hello Ms. Adele,
It's come to my attention that you're a friend of sorts to my best friend, Remus Lupin. First, I wanted to make sure you aren't an evil bitch. If you are, you'd best leave him alone because I don't care that you're pretty and look sweet, I will destroy you if you hurt him. Secondly, if you were being sweet on him, there's no point. He likes boys.
That settled, apparently you're a good person in his books. Could I interest you in dinner sometime?
Regards,
Sirius Black