Cesare Borgia (il_valentino) wrote in bearandbarnacle, @ 2008-11-08 15:42:00 |
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Entry tags: | cesarepost, cesarethread, event, pumpkins, valthread, victoirethread |
Cesare: Event: Pumpkins
Er. And this is, what exactly?
Sucking a bleeding thumb, Cesare glares over his shoulder. "Well, what does it look like?"
I don't know; you tell me. An ass on a pumpkin? Miquel straddles a chair, props his chin on the backrest.
"That's the Borgia bull, you git." Cesare squints. It does look a bit like an ass, true, but then carving the thing was a bitch. Really, as a cardinal of the Holy Roman Church, he should be above such heathen rites. Ridiculous; positively ridiculous. Not to mention the smell of pumpkin everywhere. He may need a grappa soon.
Which, historically speaking, used to be a peaceful, grazing ox... at least while your grand-uncle was alive. No es verdad?
"An ox. You are fucking mental."
And you are starting to sound like a native, Miquel beams. You never used to be that thick. Venga, venga. Why not show me whether it's a bull or an ox?