Would whoever has borrowed the small, leather-bound Latin Bible from the bar kindly return it? I'd be happy to provide you with a replacement, but... I'm afraid that one has a good deal of sentimental value. No idea why I'd left it there, to begin with. I would be extremely grateful.
To the newcomers among us, welcome. If you need anything a tall, and don't wish to ask the bar, I would do what I could. Just ask around for Mr. Fell.