Mr. Sebastian:
Okay you brought up some good points. Delivered jarringly, and hurrah for revealing we have no privacy, but must be some truth to it.
So, you've seen everything and know everyone's porny little secrets. Which scenarios have been done to death? Any tried-and-trues?
Could you refrain from naming people though? Not that enlightened just yet.
Hell, you could just write them like fortune cookie slips and dole them out to inspire. Tactfully would be nice.