To start off the week, a brisk set of vocal exercises in honour of TEAM!FANON. Courtesy of the brilliant mohoganyhandle
Superpowerful!Harry banters with Mentor!Snape UST and reSortings and sizzling corridor scrapes Veela!Draco and his snowy white wings These are a few of our favorite things When I'm writing* And it strikes me That my pen's run dry I simply remember my favorite things, Squee, and have another try! (for artists--painting/drawing/etc.)
Harry, Draco, butter-beer, turn this hetty canon queer!
Dear sweet Harry, turn him dark! Rentboy!Draco, steal our hearts! Here we do it all our way! So what, canon? Watch us play!
We're team fanon; We're a hoot! Our Harry's emo, And our Draco's cute!
Oh, we're team fanon; You'll love our cants! Harry's now a Slytherin; And Draco's wearing leather pants!
On team fanon, Draco's blind; But that's okay—that's okay; Harry's shagging his behind!
Hermione is a know-it-all And Pansy is a fag hag So when they put their heads together— You know our boys are gonna shag!
hehe aren't they great???
OK, enough shameless pimping! On with the week's thingies.