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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,

Point.

Hey, Clint. Yeah. Here's where I admit I effed up. I pissed off Ross and ended up there too for a hot second. Caw caw, jail buddy.

Friends if you are. We've got bigger fish to fry. Speaking of?


A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"