That was never a secret that I actively agreed to keep. Not only was it STUPID for someone like me to keep it secret, but I also wanted to frisbee throw those stupid script cards back at Coulson. Anyway look at all the good stuff that happened, because I privatized world peace for like...six months. Of awesomeness.
Uh yeah sending him a stupid expensive gift card is probably a good idea.
I'm not wearing shorts. I don't even wear shorts when we're in Dubai. You get pants or no pants.