[text to Darcy] > Greetings, Darcy Lewis. Are you wary of serpents? > I also wished to let you know I have mastered the pictorial language of Midgard known as emoji. Behold. 🐍
[text to Thor] > We no longer have a leather sofa. > We do have many snakes. > You are welcome.
...minutes later... [text to Valkyrie] > Did I hear you scream?