[text to Darcy]
> Greetings, Darcy Lewis. Are you wary of serpents?
> I also wished to let you know I have mastered the pictorial language of Midgard known as emoji. Behold. 🐍


[text to Thor]
> We no longer have a leather sofa.
> We do have many snakes.
> You are welcome.


...minutes later...
[text to Valkyrie]
> Did I hear you scream?

So I got a visit from a caped dude. I got a surprise for you when you get back.