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...latest celebrity gossip....

Tony Stark is going off the market, y’all! After all these years and a few on again/off again moments, the Iron Man takes a bride! That’s right! All y’all that have been pining and holding a green monster close to your heart are going to have to wear black for a while. He asked and his company’s SEE EE OH said yes! And you should SEE and OH the rock she has on her finger! The royal family has nothing on the jewel our soon to be Mrs. Stark is sporting.

The official press release went like this:


Mr. Anthony Stark and Miss Virginia Potts, after some time of love and consideration, are happy to announce their engagement to be married. Their nuptials will be a private affair surrounded by their friends and family. They humbly request that gifts and well wishes should be made to their charities that they support.


But that seemed too tame and casual for our tastes so we decided to up their game to an amazeballs level to match such a dynamic couple! So here goes:


HOT HOT HOT MISS PEPPER POTTS HAS FINALLY GIVEN IN TO THE INEVITABLE AND SAID YES TO THE IRON MAN’S GIFT OF FANTABULOUS HAPPILY EVER AFTER! None of y’all are cool enough to be invited to their wedding, but if you want to partake in their big day, send money to this, that and the other thing. Whatevs. Excuse me while I go fall into a bottle of regret for never having gotten the opportunity to breathe the same air as them.


Time and date of the wedding have yet to be announced, but rest assured we’re on top of it!