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extremely_hot (extremely_hot) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-03-17 22:29:00

Entry tags:

ellen brandt, loki odinson, tony stark

I'm only MOSTLY dead
Swanky hotel room courtesy of Tony Stark. Check.
Laptop courtesy of Tony Stark. Check.
Expensive bottle of whiskey courtesy of room service. Check.

Okay, then. Let's do this.

I read my obituary. That was a thing. My whole life reduced to a couple of column inches. They overlooked all the really interesting bits, of course.

A lot has happened in the last six years, I gotta say.

I've logged on to this network and read ~~all~~ some of the many, many messages. And looked at the user list. Wow. So many famous names. So at least now I know why I was given access. If I see something going 50 Shades of Wrong I can let y'all know. I was wondering.

So, anyhow, I'm Ellen Brandt and I tried to kill Tony Stark once. No hard feelings, I hope. It was just business. I probably shouldn't be writing this, but screw it. I have half a bottle of whiskey left and the worst already happened to me once.

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	the_iron_man 2018-03-18 08:55 am UTC (link)
	It's official. This universe hates me. Because it's 50 Shades of OH SO WRONG that you're here, getting drinky and hopefully not explodey. Hey, it's ok everybody! I know Ellen. I blew her up once! No hard feelings, though. It was a work related accident. Soooooooo. How're you? Enjoying the stuff? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	extremely_hot 2018-03-18 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	I'm certainly enjoying the whiskey. The brain-hurty parts of this are a lot less troublesome with a nice boozy haze to soften the sharp edges. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-03-18 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Yep. That sure makes everything better. You're not the only one who has a serious case of brain hurt, Hot Links. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[private] the_iron_man 2018-03-21 03:57 am UTC (link)
	Hey, Hot Cakes. Here's a yes or no question. How bent out of shape would you get if the guy who killed you (Hi, self defense!) wanted to ask for a blood sample? If yes, could you do it without trying to punch a hole through me with a burning fist of fury, or you know, blowing up? Asking for a friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [private] extremely_hot 2018-03-21 05:05 am UTC (link)
	For a friend, huh? Sure, I can do that. And almost certainly without punching a hole through you with a burning fist of fury. And certainly without blowing up. Blowing up is for losers. Let me know when you want to do this. My schedule is currently open. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2018-03-21 06:42 pm UTC (link)

Yep. A friend.

A possibly clinically insane friend who has zero tact, and is wondering if you've got microwave-related PTSD. I mean, are you even able to nuke Hot Pockets anymore? Can that friend call you Hot Pockets? These are important science-ish questions to ask.

Seriously though. My schedule's open too. Lets do this thing. Don't pull that Homeland Security b.s. again. That's not cool, impersonating an officer of the law. Handcuffs were a nice touch. I like badges, too. Didn't like what you did with the badge after you whipped it out? So maybe a big fat NOPE to doing that again, kay?

Anyyoo. Let's meet up in a neutral place for a finger-stick blood draw. Is a bar good? Patio seating? I'm flying in and I need elbow room. And yes, I'm buying.

[address] at 2 PM, this Thursday.

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	Re: [private] extremely_hot 2018-03-21 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. You do tend to ramble, don't you? Yes, 2 PM Thursday at [address]. No Homeland Security bs. No badge, no handcuffs. I promise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] the_iron_man 2018-03-21 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	When I blow up someone and they're left sizzling on some power lines, and THEN they come back from the dead? I get a little ants in the pants and the sarcasm ramps up. Get used to it. Or don't. It's not a big deal. Also not feeling too super comf with your promises. But, you know, whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [private] extremely_hot 2018-03-21 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	Blown up and sizzling on power lines. Thanks for that mental image. That's not disturbing at all. So, okay, sarcasm justified. It's not exactly wine and roses for me either, you know. We'll be in a public place, so my promises are mostly irrelevant anyhow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] the_iron_man 2018-03-21 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	Sharing is caring. I can't help it if its a mental image that sticks. For what it's worth? I think you were past the whole being aware of it part. Also reminded myself that we were in a bar last time. That went well. It's cool, though. We've got this. We're grown ass adults who tried to kill each other. Water under the bridge. See you on Thurs. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	the_trickster 2018-03-18 09:02 am UTC (link)
	Hello, Ellen. I am Loki. I've thrown Stark out of a window from the top of the tower he named after himself. I fear that there is a long line of those who have attempted to kill him, without much success. How disturbing that must be. Will you have need of an illusion to disguise yourself? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	extremely_hot 2018-03-18 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	Hello, Loki. Wow. He seems to be pretty zen about hanging around with people who've tried to kill him in the past. I don't think I need a disguise. Might need some papers, real or fictional. I'm legally dead, y'know. So I either need to get that fixed or I need a new identity. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_trickster 2018-03-18 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	It does seem that way. Perhaps he is becoming too complacent. Granted, he and I have only crossed paths thrice thus far. I fear he may not feel the overwhelming desire for companionship with those who have plotted his demise. Ah. I see. I can not help with the identity, only the disguise. There are others on the network who might be able to accommodate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	extremely_hot 2018-03-18 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	If I decide I need a disguise, I'll give you a holler. In the mean time I may have to try to reach that lawyer guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_trickster 2018-03-18 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	It might behoove you to do so. It appears he is well-versed in the laws of this realm. (Reply to this) (Parent)