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Tweak says, "ANY QUESTIONS?"

Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-01-19 14:52:00

Entry tags:

- text, pepper potts, tony stark

Text to Pepper

> Hi, honey! Insert cutesy emoji here.
> Before I say things, don't get mad?

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	pep 2018-01-19 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	> Oh jesus. > What is it? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-01-19 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	> Why is your reaction to me always like you're praying for help? > It's not that bad! Maybe. > So I have a ex-S.H.I.E.L.D. agent that shot a General in the face at the 5th Avenue penthouse and she's going to help me hack files to help another wanted criminal. ...a few seconds later. > I'm gonna snag some tacos. You want some? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pep 2018-01-19 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	> Because sometimes I think my prayers are the only thing that keeps you alive. > You're... what?! > Please tell me you're joking. > Of course you're not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-01-19 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	> About the tacos? Totally serious. > Also serious about oops I'm harboring criminals. > Bruce was flying under the radar too! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pep 2018-01-19 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	> Shut up about the tacos. > Exactly what criminals are we talking about here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-01-19 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	> You know I can't function when I'm hungry, Pep. > Do you mean what type of criminals or do you want names or? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pep 2018-01-19 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	> Then eat a taco and shut up about it. > Names. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-01-19 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	> Hello?! I was trying to be NICE and offer you a taco too. > Do you hate tacos because it's impossible to hate tacos. > Dahlia or Daisy or whatever, and Bucky fucking Barnes, murderer of moms. > Are you mad? > You seem mad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pep 2018-01-19 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	> Barnes? > I'm not mad. > I'm concerned. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-01-19 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	> Yeah, Cap's brainwashed old buddy from World War Old. > I got it covered. > She didn't really shoot a general, a robot that looked like her did it! > See? That makes it better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pep 2018-01-19 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	> I don't care about the girl who shot a general. > I care about that that murdering asshole is here. > And how that effects you. And how you're handling it. > How are you handling it? > Where ARE you? Do you need a hug? I need a hug. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-01-19 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	> She didn't shoot a general, Pepper! The robot did it! > I'm ok. > I'm always ok. > It's gonna be one of those WORK-MODE hugs ok? > A hug that's probably going to smell like coffee, tacos, and maybe some drinky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pep 2018-01-19 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	> I don't care who did it! > Oh my god. > It's all making sense now. > You've been working so much because you've known about Barnes for days, haven't you? > Why didn't you come to me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-01-20 12:12 am UTC (link)
	> It's an important point! Robot! > No. Yes. No. > Well time got fucked up, Pepper! > THEN that yep. > Because I'm no worse than usual and I don't want to bother you with it? > Because I started putting stealth panels on a suit? > BRB ordering tacos from a sketchy 🚚 > Living dangerously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pep 2018-01-20 01:37 am UTC (link)
	> Tony, I want you to come to me when things get bad. > That's what I'm here for. > You don't have to shoulder any of this alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-01-20 01:42 am UTC (link)
	> You know what I feel like when I do that to the woman I love? > Where's the dumptruck emoji. > Ok no patience to find it. #dumptruck > Right on top of you. > Every. Single. Time. > Why does this hot sauce taste like vinegar? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pep 2018-01-20 01:53 am UTC (link)
	> Tony, we're a team now. > If I'm going to be your wife you're going to have to learn to come to me with this stuff. > It's not dumptrucking on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-01-20 02:00 am UTC (link)
	> Is that really what married people do? > "Hi honey, I'm home. I'm harboring fugitives!" > "There's a 100 ft tall tentacle monster attacking and I have to blow it up!" > Do I text it to you if I know you're in a shareholders meeting? > I hope you'll yell at me. > God you still look so hot when you're yelling at me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pep 2018-01-20 02:34 am UTC (link)
	> Yes, that's what married people do. > I want to know if you're fighting a tentacle monster even if I'm in a shareholder's meeting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-01-20 02:45 am UTC (link)
	> Only if the tentacle monster doesn't try to do tentacle things to me. > Can I send you pictures? > Will you send ME pictures? (Reply to this) (Parent)