Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net, @ 2018-02-18 10:08:00 |
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Entry tags: | - text, jessica jones, tony stark |
text to Jessica Jones
> Hey you. Private Eye thing.
> Need ASAP update on Rumlow.
> Because weird thing happened during that thing I'm not supposed to talk about.
[two hours later]
> Where's my update? Hello.
[another hour later]
> I know for a fact I didn't piss in your Wheaties today.
> Are you dead? Don't be dead.
> I need info and I can't get that if you're dead.
> I'm giving you a no star Yelp review.
[twenty minutes later]
> I'll give you one star if you say something.