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Tweak says, "Hey, Dr. Badass!"

Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2021-08-19 04:43:00

Entry tags:

- network, bruce banner, mobius, sam wilson, tony stark, wanda maximoff

Tell me everyone's here and seeing what I'm seeing. So I know it's not stress related or sleep deprivation.

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	the_iron_man 2021-08-19 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	It was a trainwreck and Older Loki was hitting on a different version of my I-didn't-know-it-yet daughter. I do trust you! I'm just feeling frisky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jetskiing 2021-08-19 01:16 pm UTC (link)
	Loki at any age hits on anything with a pulse, if that helps. Well, that sounds promising. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-08-19 01:25 pm UTC (link)
	A little. I think? Are we flirting? Wait until HR hears about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jetskiing 2021-08-19 01:30 pm UTC (link)
	Happy to help, in that case. ~~akfj!!9gk659~~ Don't you run HR too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-08-19 01:51 pm UTC (link)
	Glad to have the help. Me, run HR? Nope. That's the CEO thing but they give us just as many forms since it's all tied together. And since it's my ex wife, pretty sure those forms are designed to keep me in check. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jetskiing 2021-08-19 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	If your ex-wife is involved, then yes, we're definitely flirting. Not sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-08-19 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	Not sorry either. She gets the memos and I flirt with everybody. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jetskiing 2021-08-19 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	Everybody, huh? Well, I felt special for five seconds at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-08-19 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry, Mo. I'm an equal opportunity opportunist. Only I don't have a personal aide anymore to do the 'out the door shuffle' like before, after I bailed to tinker in the workshop. Yeah. I don't sleep much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	so very locked jetskiing 2021-08-19 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	~~Did you just call me Mo?~~ I don't judge you. Maybe a little, just for the personal aide thing. I've never been on a date before though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2021-08-19 02:38 pm UTC (link)

~~Look there's this whole nickname thing ok and~~

She called it taking out the trash. Then I married her and made her CEO.

So you've never been out on a date? I've only been on a few myself. But hey! My dating app swings both ways. Since we've relocated, how do you feel about dim sum? Because there is a TON of great dim sum here and my bed is ginormous. If you want to hit that afterward too.

Got a bad track record for second nights though. Fair warning. One time offer. Don't leave me hanging, Moby.

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	so very locked jetskiing 2021-08-19 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know if I'd have called it that, but - fair. No, never. Not that I can remember anyway. I think if I had a dating app it would swing both ways too. kfddsga Sorry, my fingers spasmed. Yes to the dim sum. ~~I've never--~~ Can we see how that goes before I say yes to the bed and kicking me out part? I've never. Done anything. In a bed. Like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2021-08-19 02:55 pm UTC (link)

It was fair after I took hack reporters back to my place after they asked insulting questions and called me names. ~~I'm into it.~~

Never done anything like that in a bed, huh? You wouldn't have survived my house parties.

Sure, we can see how it goes. I'm pretty awkward on dates anyway. Or that's what the ex used to say. And I'm feeling pretty edgy after all this, so there's a chance I might ruin this date like the others I ruined before.

Can't blame me for being ambitious. Got something penciled in for Saturday, and a drinking sesh with a Valkyrie. But we can work around those and if you decide you're not feeling it? I won't get hurt at all if you wanna hit reverse. We'll still be good.

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	so very locked jetskiing 2021-08-19 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	You're a piece of work, and I mean that in the best way possible. But, right, yeah. Sounds good. I don't have anything penciled in yet so whenever you're free and this relocation feels a little less weird. And trust me, I'm feeling it. I just - don't want to be disappointing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2021-08-19 03:06 pm UTC (link)

Been told. Including by a bunch of tabloids that I sued just for funsies. It's not like they were WRONG.

Anyhoo. I'm bad at commitment becasue I have massive trust issues and I'm about two steps away from wearing kleenex boxes on my feet, but I like your vibe. And even if things don't pan out, I'll still be friendly. There's only a few people I'm not friendly with.

I mean, people like Justin Hammer. And I'm not friends with that guy because he'd suck dicks for a weapons contract and he looks like he sells used Winnebagos.

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	so very locked jetskiing 2021-08-19 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, yes. The Great 'Daily Express' Reckoning. Okay, Howard Hughes, no pressure. I like your vibe too. If you're going to wear kleenex boxes on your feet though, at least make them dinosaur foot boxes. Can confirm he did at least one of those things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	so very locked the_iron_man 2021-08-19 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	It's only worthwhile if you make front page. I just told Friday to get legal to license my armor design to Kleenex. If I wear anything on my feet, it's going to have me on it. If you let me see Hammer's file, we're taking a private jet overseas for dim sum. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	so very locked jetskiing 2021-08-19 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm, I don't know. That's tough. Maybe I'd still pick the dinosaurs. Private dim sum jet in exchange for Justin Hammer's file? Alright, deal. I think my main POV about the TVA is now 'I do what I want,' especially considering what they did to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	so very locked the_iron_man 2021-08-19 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	Depends on what color the dinos are. Sounds like we got a deal and a date. That's right! Don't walk. Strut. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	so very locked jetskiing 2021-08-19 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	A deal and a date. Now take some Excedrin Migraine with food, and hydrate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	so very locked the_iron_man 2021-08-20 08:34 am UTC (link)
	No rules, just suggestions. You can flip me off if you want to. But no momming or dadding. I had Pepper for that, and there's reasons it didn't pan out. I'll hydrate though. By choking down Excedrin with some ~~spiked~~ coffee. Friday, give this man the following emojis while I land and get a pic of me with these seals.... 😘👍💕🥂🥟 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	so very locked jetskiing 2021-08-20 11:57 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure I'll end up flipping you off at some point, but I'll keep all this in mind. And will try to figure out all those emoji things too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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