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Tweak says, "The Fist will return!"

Peter Quill (bamshangalang) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-08-28 22:48:00

Entry tags:

- network, drax, nebula, peter wisdom, tony stark

I need a drink. There has got to be a dive somewhere around here that doesn’t serve anything with umbrellas or pieces of fruit. Let me know if you’re interested.

Awkward question time, ready?

His Holiness, the great hero Kevin Bacon has revealed to me that there’s a season for everything, apparently now is the season for me to be a moron. Sorry about that.

So here’s the deal. We got a ~~clubhouse~~ ship and a truck. We have a name. What we don’t have is a way to make sure that whoever is showing up with our faces is the same person from the same reality we are in right flarking now. Not to bring up a sore point, Nebs but you gotta know how dangerous having duplicates be bopping their way around. Secret handshakes are bullshit. Ravagers use a code question. Person answers wrong we decide whether to run, fight, or hug it out. But at least we know. Proposed question- “What is the absolute worst?” Proposed answer: fathers.

Also. We should probably decide. Are we for real going straight? Are we gonna gonna fake straight? Are we gonna steal shit but make up for it by being super nice? Discuss.

Thanks for all the parts. If we’re gonna help out when you need us to, the Benetar needs to be closer than upstate. You got room on the roof? Saw some article about you having jets up there once upon a time.....
Maybe scoot one over! Or hanger space in on top of a parking garage with a cool retractable roof? Also, can we get an assigned parking space for Linda? Actually, it might be good if we have two next to each other. .

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	Guardians blueanemone 2020-08-31 01:40 pm UTC (link)
	Then it is done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Guardians bamshangalang 2020-08-31 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Except for the vote on whether or not we're going straight. We're the GOTG. We aren't "Guardians of sitting on our asses in the common room of Avengers towers." Straight or bent like a pipe cleaner, we aren't charity cases. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Guardians

the_destroyer
2020-08-31 10:05 pm UTC (link)

If it is a pipe cleaner, doesn't it clean bent and straight pipes?

Stark's pay is generous. We have kicked names and taken ass here. As long as I do not miss viewing the Smackdown, I enjoy helping these Avengers smite wrongdoers for profit. I have faced monsters capable of devouring Linda, rescued Terrans in massive storms, and engaged in fight clubs lorded by men in obnoxious exercise suits.

Your homeworld is amusing, Quill. I do not know why you left it.

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	Re: Guardians greenspace 2020-08-31 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	When is the last time you were off-world Drax? Terran culture is amusing, but don't you miss being out there? I think we need to go at least mostly straight. We can't be living with heroes and wanted by... Is there even a Nova Corps in this reality? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Guardians the_destroyer 2020-09-01 12:03 am UTC (link)
	We traveled to Knowhere while in this universe. It too was burned by Thanos before our battle in Wakanda, and all were killed. The same fate befell Xandar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Guardians greenspace 2020-09-01 12:38 am UTC (link)
	All the more reason we should be concerned with the galaxy as a whole. I'm not saying we shouldn't be based here, but it sounds like we have work to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Guardians bamshangalang 2020-09-01 01:19 am UTC (link)
	Helping the Avengers goes without saying. Stark and the Avengers have been good to us. We should continue being good to them. But I'm not anybody's employee. Employees can get fired, booted off the island and told to piss up a rope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Guardians blueanemone 2020-09-01 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	How do you piss up a rope? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Guardians the_destroyer 2020-09-02 02:49 am UTC (link)
	That's disgusting. How is anyone supposed to use the rope if it is wet with urine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Guardians blueanemone 2020-09-02 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. I would gather that you don't use it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Guardians blueanemone 2020-09-01 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	And aside from that, I agree staying here and assisting the Avengers is a good plan. I also think we can accomplish something similar off-world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Guardians the_destroyer 2020-09-02 02:48 am UTC (link)
	As Gamora has said, we should be based here, but go on missions from time to time. There are things here that Terra's version of Nova Corp does not like. Like ripping out the spine of those that are irksome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Guardians blueanemone 2020-09-02 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	That is one way to get unwanted attention from the authorities. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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bamshangalang
2020-09-04 03:49 pm UTC (link)

Like I said, I think we help the Avenger’s because it’s the right thing to do. We can do that and have our base here I didn’t say a damn thing about changing our home base. You don’t get the rope thing- Let’s put it this way, there is a reason Ravagers don’t just have one client. You have one client, you aren’t an independent operator. You’re an employee. Which means if the boss asks you to do something that is bad for your crew, you have to do it.

We help the Avengers because we are the Guardians of the Galaxy and it’s our job to make whatever corner of the galaxy into a better place- that’s what we do. . We do side gigs because that’s also what we do. It’s about pride people. I thought we were a team and a family. Staying a team means that we have to be able to pull our own weight, not be a subsidiary of Stark Industries. If I’m wrong let me know.

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	Guardians blueanemone 2020-09-06 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Quill, we are a team. If you continue to speak in riddles where we don't all have the same reference, we will be talking in circles. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Guardians bamshangalang 2020-09-04 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	And no spine ripping unless absolutely justified and only then if we have plausible deniability. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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