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Tweak says, "Winter is coming."

Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-02-06 09:11:00

Entry tags:

- text, bruce banner, darcy lewis, hope van dyne, rhodey, tony stark

Texts

[text to Darcy]

> Hey, wanted to let you know that press release is still on hold.
> Trying to do it near the Senate hearing, which kept getting pushed back.
> Because monsters.

[text to Bruce and Hope]

> You both have chemistry and genetics experience.
> Can you double check samples from the drones?
> I've ran them three times and it's looking like vaguely super and soldiery.
> Like someone aimed and missed the bulls eye by a couple of rings.

[text to Rhodey]

> Any government rumblings about where Godzilla's buddies originated from?

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	team science text punches 2020-02-07 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	>> People have been trying to recreate the super soldier serum for eons >> With little success, obviously >> But yeah, we'll look >> See what went wrong (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[text to Bruce and Hope] the_iron_man 2020-02-07 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	> Yeah, that's what this is looking like. > I've sent tissue samples and data over to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text to Bruce and Hope] punches 2020-02-07 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	>> Okay, great >> So we're thinking it was just the government getting all weird? >> This isn't them and HYDRA in cahoots, is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[text to Bruce and Hope] the_iron_man 2020-02-07 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	> Might be the government tinkering with this, I'm thinking. > I've been out of the gov loop with weapon dev for a while but they're the only ones with facilities big enough to do this. > No evidence yet to support that it's HYDRA related. > Rhodey and Fury are looking at possible leads. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[group text] punches 2020-02-07 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	>> Getting the monsters to grow to that size though... >> I really hope that wasn't tech I'm familiar with >> Or particles >> But that I can definitely suss out when looking at the samples >> Always a fun time around here (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[group text] wontlikemeangry 2020-02-09 03:08 pm UTC (link)
	> I wasn't using Pim particles in my experiments > And you've seen how big Hulk is (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[group text] punches 2020-02-09 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	>> I just bring it up because experimenting on animals is something a former colleague was keen on >> Likely it's more of the same - an attempt to recreate the super soldier serum and failing, then discarding the undesirable results (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[group text] wontlikemeangry 2020-02-09 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	>> That's terrifying >> You're probably right >> You'd think that some day people would realize it's a huge mistake (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[group text] the_iron_man 2020-02-10 12:27 am UTC (link)
	> I don't even want to think about that. Morgan wants a kitten. > You got a point Bruce. Hulk's a bulky boy. > And Hope I know you're speaking from experience but I get the creepy crawly feelies that you're on to something here too. > Thanks for double checking this, you two. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Rhodey & Tony texts themachineroxx 2020-02-08 05:57 am UTC (link)
	[1] I have two words for you from Ross and they are STONE and WALL. [2] Which tells me something is twitchy and wrong. [3] I don't think he's guilty of this but he's guilty of something. [4] I'm looking into things on my own. See what Ross isn't telling us. [5] And whether he's not telling us because it's us or because there's actually something wrong. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Rhodey & Tony texts the_iron_man 2020-02-08 08:25 am UTC (link)
	> Great. Combined with a disturbing lack of leads, that means something is definitely going on somewhere. > Ross could suspect something too but he's a stubborn ass. > Maybe trying to look good if he nails what it is before anyone else? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Rhodey & Tony texts

themachineroxx
2020-02-08 04:22 pm UTC (link)

[1] That's what I'm hoping: that he's blocking me so I don't make him look bad again.
[2] But I'd rather look good and have the Avengers look good than leave the glory to him.
[3] Plus--I need to report on this but Wanda and I interviewed Candy Lee and she was mind controlled.
[4] Strange knows but here's the deal: what if someone is controlled by magic? And releasing kaiju?

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Rhodey & Tony texts

the_iron_man
2020-02-10 12:31 am UTC (link)

> Ross is intel cock blocking you. Uncool.
> We could use a PR boost and I'd rather Ross doesn't use it as a jumping block to a presidential run. Imagine HIS executive orders.
> You wrote magic and kaiju and Strange in the same sentence.
> Now I'm going to have nightmares.
> I can drop monster mention in a casual senate committee convo soon, if you think it might drum something up.

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	Rhodey & Tony texts themachineroxx 2020-02-14 06:08 am UTC (link)
	[1] Don't make me think about President Thunderbolt Ross. [2] I might want to eat in the next few years. [3] So you've paid me back for the Strange-related nightmares. [4] I like this plan of dropping the monsters in committee. [5] Let them sweat it a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rhodey & Tony texts the_iron_man 2020-02-16 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	> Too late. It's in your brain now. > I think bringing it and seeing if the shit hits the fan is a good idea. > My shit hits the fan a lot anyway, so why not use it to our advantage? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rhodey & Tony texts themachineroxx 2020-02-18 05:33 am UTC (link)
	[1] I'm all for making them have as many nightmares as they give us. [2] Do you want me to come as liaison? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rhodey & Tony texts the_iron_man 2020-02-18 06:30 am UTC (link)
	> Yep we're on the same page there. > Last time we had a court date we had a fight and nearly broke up. > Let me see if I can fling some shit and you can see if any hits their fans. > It'll look better and you'll have a cleaner slate next time you roll into D.C. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Tony \| Darcy snarkyintern 2020-02-09 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	> I'm good with whenever works for you. > You want me to babysit Morgan so you can take Pepper out on Valentine's Day? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Tony \| Darcy the_iron_man 2020-02-10 12:34 am UTC (link)
	> I'm worried about you. > I think my hot senate hearing mess will draw heat off you. > Sure, if you don't have plans? > I was going to get them on a jet and fly them across the Atlantic to the Valentine's Present. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Darcy snarkyintern 2020-02-10 01:02 am UTC (link)
	> I'll be fine > you don't have to worry about me > nope, no plans > we can have a sister bonding weekend (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Darcy the_iron_man 2020-02-10 01:18 am UTC (link)
	> Ok then I'll just flip my worry switch to off. > Except we both know that's not happening. > That'll be fun for her. I'll set up a food, flowers, and balloons order for you and the kiddo. > I don't think the Morgansaur would be psyched at all the Euro frou frou. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Darcy snarkyintern 2020-02-10 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	> maybe you need more reinforcement > awesome > we'll order pizza and watch Disney movies > in our pjs (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Darcy the_iron_man 2020-02-16 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	> Naaaaaaaaaaah. > She'd love that. > If she starts getting fussy let us know and we'll jet back. > I'm taking Pep to her new chateau and winery. > Shhh. It's a Valentine's Day secret. 🤫 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Darcy snarkyintern 2020-02-16 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	>dang >you know how to give gifts (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Darcy the_iron_man 2020-02-16 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	> Thanks! > I thought buying a castle might be a bit overkill so I downsized a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Darcy snarkyintern 2020-02-20 12:28 am UTC (link)
	> maybe just a little > I wouldn't mind a tiara though (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Darcy the_iron_man 2020-02-20 12:29 am UTC (link)
	> On it. 😉 (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Tony \| Bruce wontlikemeangry 2020-02-09 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	> Send'em over > I hope that's not what we're dealing with though (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Tony \| Bruce the_iron_man 2020-02-10 12:40 am UTC (link)
	> Sent. And yeah, I'm hoping not too. Do not want. > Thanks. I know it's rough since someone's tinkering with the same things that made Hulk happen. > Steve's back so he'll be interested in consensus and any rumors that Rhodey can pick up on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Bruce wontlikemeangry 2020-02-10 01:01 am UTC (link)
	> At least it's something I'm familiar with > I saw that > Maybe Clint will come back too (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Bruce the_iron_man 2020-02-10 01:20 am UTC (link)
	> Yep, pretty sure we're seeing that. > That's why I'm going more grey by the second. > I hope he does. > I always mess shit up with Clint but it would be great to have him back again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Bruce wontlikemeangry 2020-02-10 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	> you're just preparing to be a grandpa > it would be good to have the whole team here (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Bruce the_iron_man 2020-02-16 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	> Not ready for that yet. > Darcy's a free bird and Morgan's not dating until she's 35 and whoever she's dating passes a background check. > It would be good. Fingers crossed it happens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Bruce wontlikemeangry 2020-02-16 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	>> good luck with that one >> it's still hard enough to wrap my brain around you being a dad >> twice over >> it suits you though (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Bruce the_iron_man 2020-02-16 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	> Thanks! > I'm an accidental dad. Or surprise dad. > If you and Bobbi ever want to babysit, let me know. > Little one, not the big one. Obvs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Bruce wontlikemeangry 2020-02-20 12:29 am UTC (link)
	>> I'm not exactly babysitting material >> And I certainly do not want to be responsible for Darcy and Bobbi together (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Bruce the_iron_man 2020-02-20 12:31 am UTC (link)
	> I think you'd do ok. She likes science stuff. > Just stick some Alka-Seltzer in a bottle of soda and she's over the moon. > I don't think anyone could be responsible for Bobbi and Darcy in he same room. > Not even them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Bruce wontlikemeangry 2020-02-20 12:49 am UTC (link)
	> Well, I suppose if you're ever stuck, I can give it a shot > I think that sounds very accurate > Just the thought of it makes me very tired > I don't know what I'm thinking being involved with someone so much younger than me (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Bruce the_iron_man 2020-02-20 01:00 am UTC (link)
	> Sure! Bet you Morgan would love hanging out with Uncle Bruce and Aunt Bobbi. > You do take a lot of naps when people like me come to you for a therapy session. > Nope. You don't get to start slipping down that rabbit hole. > Age doesn't matter if you get along with the person you really like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Bruce wontlikemeangry 2020-02-20 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	> How many times do I have to tell you, Tony? > I'm not that kind of doctor > Yes, yes, I know > And you know me and that I can't just turn off my brain (Reply to this) (Parent)