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Tweak says, "Hold me Gilbert... I'mma fadin"

Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-01-03 19:20:00

Entry tags:

- private, bruce banner, pepper potts, rhodey, tony stark

Private Messages
[to Pepper]

No pressure but there's like 8,011 things I need to talk to you about.

Want to do that over a late romantic dinner, after the kiddo goes to bed? I can order something and I'll make sure Morgan's fed too.

FYI, so you know, I dropped by that taco truck over on King and Hudson on the way home. Don't worry. Kept it light. Stopped at one taco soaked in hot sauce.

Are we out of Tums?

[to Rhodey]

So yeah, I told her. That night, like you told me to. I think I did ok.

She didn't cringe or scream that I was a massive dick or anything. That's generally a good sign. Right?

[to Bruce]

I did the thing. She knows. Thanks for talking to me too. I got Rhodey and Sam on the training stuff. Nat's going to give people covert ops pointers and doing more liaison things between here and SHIELD. Little Peter and Nat are going to help work on finding the eScape hacker.

Not sure what Big Peter's doing. I need to go poke that guy with a stick and make sure he didn't die of space herpes.

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Pepperony

the_iron_man
2020-01-05 05:42 am UTC (link)

Oof. You word-kneed me right in the huevos. Lets stick with helping the two non-bioligical teenagers for college, and funding up the kindergartner and the grown up kiddo who is really into space people.

Don't you diss the Cinco de Mayo Taco Truck. They have a pic of me in my suit on the ordering window. I'm a taco truck celeb.

Ok, wait. Which place was it? The Italian or the Nouveau French place? That place we got stuff from last time was wah-wah. No bueno.

I asked him for a Tums and he was popping the last one in the container into his mouth so that worked giving it to the other guy who is stressed like me. I've seen Happy's echo-cardiogram and it looked like a seismic chart. It's ok, though! Bruce is gonna write me an RX for antacids. No more complaints about making stinkies in the middle of the night. 👍

I know you love me because you married me.

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	Pepperony hisonething 2020-01-05 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	And you are getting a Cinco de Mayo Taco Truck acid scar in your stomach. The French place. That's why I gave him the Tums. He needs them, too, and the both of you need to learn how to deal with A. your stress and B. EAT BETTER! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony the_iron_man 2020-01-05 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	My stomach is made of iron. Like my armor. You're saying that because it's way more bland than a taco floating in hot sauce. OH MY GOD, PEPPER. You can't teach us both lessons at the same time! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Pepperony hisonething 2020-01-05 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	If it was you wouldn't need Tums. You like French food. You flew to France once just to get us authentic cuisine. Watch me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony the_iron_man 2020-01-05 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Then you turned into Captain Obvious. Fine, I wouldn't. I didn't used to have this, you know. It wasn't a thing. I was also trying to impress you. Don't forget that. Have you ever heard him bitching about his acid reflux? Morgan and I have. You don't have to go through that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony hisonething 2020-01-05 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	No. You were busy damaging your liver at that time. What, and you think you don't have to impress me anymore? I've heard all of you. Remember how you rigged up an AV system for me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony the_iron_man 2020-01-05 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Don't you go there. My liver loves me. I kept it pickled and that's preserved it for posterity. I didn't say that! Do you want me to go to France to pick up the real deal? I'll do it. Like, right now. That AV system is still the best thing ever. You are super sexy over it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony hisonething 2020-01-05 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	That's not how it works. Well.... [patched to just the room he's in] "I know." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony the_iron_man 2020-01-05 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	Is too. OMG. [immediately after her voice filled the room] "....AHH!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony hisonething 2020-01-05 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	Are you going to France now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony the_iron_man 2020-01-05 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	Yep, gonna go tell Happy right now. One trip to Restaurant le Meurice Alain Ducassee in Paris, coming right up. Gotta get there before they close. You can give your personal Ubereats guy, that's me, a tip if you're satisfied with the service I provide. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony hisonething 2020-01-06 12:00 am UTC (link)
	We'll see how you do. How cold the food is from the trip. You know. Love you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony the_iron_man 2020-01-06 12:01 am UTC (link)
	Harsh. Just the way I like it. I love you too, Sneaky! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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