What's up, Cabot? I'm bringing
sexy Wally back. For those of you unaware, Wally was Cabot's finest janitor/badass MC. Straight outta Sudbury, Ontario, Wally would write raps in his off-campus trailer, determined to be the white Lil Jon. To supplement his impressive janitor salary, he sold weed to students and teachers. Wally finally got fed up of all the "hoity-toity fuckin' bullshit" and took off to LA, where he tried to make his rap career happen. It didn't, because he's about as gifted ar rhymes as Kevin Federline. So he's back, he's pissed, and he's now got the face of Zach Galifianakis. You can find him stonedly manning the mop all around campus.
And to
biancaspecial, if you're out there, I AM SO SORRY I DIED ON YOU. Life got crazy, but I really want our line if you're still around! If not, I would love a love interest for him. I would strongly choose Heather Chadwell as a PB, but really any Rock of Love/Flavor of Love chick will do. The skankier, the better. Anyway, yeah, give me lines people! I will reciprocate.