Harlow "Lolcat addict" Helasdotter
While normally, she would not be allowed to watch reality tv (after several incidents where she was half-out-the-door trying to go "save" them), her embarrassing crush was on L.J. from this season's Survivor and while she really hasn't let on to this, she might have given a little clue when she yelled at the tv when they voted him out.
This is why she's not allowed to watch any sort of reality tv. She watches it like other people watch sports.