"Classically, I think that would involve picking up a sexy little thing only to realize she's a vampire or one of those terrifying werewolves. Could still end up lunch for someone hungrier than I knew, I guess, but I'm pretty ravenous myself."
He listened to her beg off looking for a date and shrugged. A knew few enough people looking for a serious relationship anyway, and the more she talked the less he though she'd be down for a casual hook up. Instead he sipped his drink and watched a few people dance. He'd offer to dance with her, except he wouldn't. His height did him no favors on the dance floor and he couldn't find a beat to save his life.