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Sphinx of the Nile ([info]sphinxofthenile) wrote in [info]areyougame,
@ 2008-10-28 22:50:00

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Entry tags:*final fantasy vii: cc, author: sphinxofthenile

Beauty Has Its Price, Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core (Genesis/Angeal/Sephiroth)
Title: Beauty Has Its Price
Author: [info]sphinxofthenile[info]
Rating: PG
Warnings: crack
Word count: 397
Prompt: Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core , Genesis/Angeal/Sephiroth: disastrous evening - "You never struck me as the type that could pick locks."
Summary: Even the best plans can go wrong. Horribly.
A/N: My sincere apologies. I just had to.

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"Ouch!"

"Be quiet!"

"But Angeal, it hurts!"

"Think about how much it'll hurt when they catch us!"

Genesis would've made some snide retort, but a black gloved hand clamped over his mouth while an arm sneaked around his waist and kept him securely in position until the sound of countless running feet falling back from the metallic walls and echoing faintly died away in the distance.

Sephiroth gave Angeal  questioning look, and when after a moment of listening with strained senses the elder nodded, he released Genesis.

"Let's get out of here," he stated calmly even though the look in Genesis' eyes would've made anyone run for cover screaming. The only thing that saved him from the redhead's wrath was that Genesis (no matter what some idiots living on office gossips might have thought) wasn't stupid, and a string of selected curses would've put a huge question mark after the 'successful' part of their so far successful escape.

Angeal sticked his head out to the intersecting corridor, then signalled for them that it was clear, and the silver and red generals followed him, still engulfed in a glaring contest, the pair of blue mako eyes furious and the green ones seemingly disinterested. Angeal just rolled his.

They came to a door that supposedly lead to the elevators only to find it closed. After a moment of hesitation, the black haired man turned back and sighed.

"So... what now?"

"I'll open it."

Genesis gave Sephiroth a sceptical eyebrow raise. "You never struck me as the type that could pick locks."

"Well," the silver hero all but purred as he moved to take Angeal's place at the door, "you never struck me as the type that was opposed to multiple talents. May I?"

Before Genesis could've answered, Sephiroth's black clad fingers already got lost in his tresses, coming away with one of the longer hairpins that he promptly utilized to open the door.

"I hope you are aware that you have just ruined something that cost over a thousand gil!" Genesis seemed to be torn between killing Sephiroth and spontaneously combusting.

"If it weren't for you, we would've never found ourselves in this situation to begin with," Angeal felt the need to point out.

"When I came up with the idea of dressing us all in drag for the Halloween party, I had no idea they invited the fanclubs!"


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[info]guiltyred
2008-10-28 05:22 pm UTC (link)
BWAHAHAHA! Oh, this SO needs art! XD

(I am totally picturing Genesis in a red-and-gold kimono!)

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[info]sphinxofthenile
2008-10-29 01:52 pm UTC (link)
Hahaha, yes, I think so too! I actually already commissioned a pic, shall see if we can set a deal. ;)

(Would go lovely with his colors, but I picture something a bit more... revealing. :P)

Thank you very much, I'm glad you liked it! :D

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2008-10-28 05:32 pm UTC (link)
...Angeal would make a terribly ugly woman. x_X

Also, *ded*

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[info]guiltyred
2008-10-28 09:26 pm UTC (link)
I keep thinking of the barkeep from "Shrek"... o_@;;

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2008-10-28 09:31 pm UTC (link)
I think I'm glad I've never seen Shrek...

And looking at your icon, yeah, with arms like that...No, Angeal, just no. Seph and Gen could pull it off, but Angeal would just fail. And probably be very glad he failed--I can almost see him being one of those guys that camps it up just because he fails so bad and knows it. XD

I am getting horrible, horrible ideas now that need to stop. *dies*

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[info]aikonamika
2008-10-28 10:24 pm UTC (link)


Not the best quality, but the best pic I could find. It's Cinderella's Ugly Stepsister, Doris. Voiced by (I could be wrong) Larry King. =DDD

*runs from you*

Or I could, y'know, do the html properly.

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2008-10-28 10:31 pm UTC (link)
...Yes. Yes, Angeal in drag would be something like that. Only worse, because you know he wouldn't bother to shave. >XDDDD

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[info]_ice_lady_
2008-10-29 12:13 pm UTC (link)
*shrieks* OH PLEASE STOP! Or don't.

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2008-10-29 10:45 pm UTC (link)
I can so see Angeal being like, "...I could never, ever pass for a woman, ever, so..." and shoot straight for camp.

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[info]sphinxofthenile
2008-10-29 01:56 pm UTC (link)
Sorry, I'm going with him being able to pull Snow White any time if it comes to Shrek. XD

And trust Genesis to take care of such matters. ;D

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2008-10-29 10:40 pm UTC (link)
*snicker* Are you kidding? Gen would probably think it was hilarious.

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[info]sphinxofthenile
2008-10-30 03:22 pm UTC (link)
Sure he would. But a bet is a bet. ;)

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[info]_ice_lady_
2008-10-29 12:16 pm UTC (link)


Brain bleach, anyone?!

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2008-10-29 10:41 pm UTC (link)
~One of these things is not like the others~

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[info]_ice_lady_
2008-10-29 12:12 pm UTC (link)
This almost ended up with my mom having to call ambulance.

WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IF MY TOOMBSTONE SAID 'SHE CHOKE ON CHEESE BECAUSE OF ANGEAL'?!?!?! HA?! HA?!?!?!?

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[info]sphinxofthenile
2008-10-29 02:24 pm UTC (link)
Do you really want to know? :D

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[info]sphinxofthenile
2008-10-29 01:53 pm UTC (link)
Thanks, I'll take dead as a compliment! :D

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[info]raisedbymoogles
2008-10-28 05:55 pm UTC (link)
...BWAAAAAAAAH. XDD

...Also, where's my invite? :D?

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[info]sphinxofthenile
2008-10-29 02:29 pm UTC (link)
Yay!^^ *hands handwritten gold VIP invitation card*

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[info]aikonamika
2008-10-28 10:27 pm UTC (link)
*laughing hysterically* That...that's awesome. You know any fic that has the disclaimer, "My sincere apologies. I just had to." is gonna be good. And this is.

*so amused*

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[info]sphinxofthenile
2008-10-29 02:40 pm UTC (link)
Yay! Thank you very much, I'm glad you liked it! I REALLY had to, so I'm glad it meets public approval. XD

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