Bart | Lisa
Do you know how hard it is to be your fucking brother? We are just not meant to be friends. Maggie is great, and I love her. I'm glad we're so close in age here as opposed to nine years being between us. For the record, I didn't tell her she couldn't talk to you.
Everyone always expected me to amount to nothing. You they always expected more out of. Nothing I did was good enough. Now, I've moved on from thinking I'm not as good as you are, but that doesn't mean I like you. You are the complete opposite of me. You're a brain who cares about school and you have all these causes. You're not a regular person. I am. I'm not a snob who thinks I'm better than everyone else.
Maggie is better than you at school, but she also knows how to have fun. Plus, she doesn't try and make people feel guilty if they don't believe the way she does. Remember when you ruined Homer's BBQ because you decided you were a vegetarian? Do you know how wrong that is? The fact that you apologized doesn't mean anything to me.
I don't want you in my life. I don't really want you in Mags' life either but she's 17, she can decide that for herself.