DEAN
Dean, you can say what you want to offend me, I really don't care, but leave Judy Blume out of it. She is a lovely woman and her books are childrens' classics.
I apologized after she started crying. If she was still upset enough to hang up on me at that point, it was out of my hands.
It really wasn't you? I was hoping for a confession of guilt. Now I can't go through with the plan to slip you holy water, at least in good conscience. Assuming this really was Gabriel, I might have to reuse the molotov threat on him. It doesn't really seem like his style, though.