Okay. Let's try this again. Obviously, there are many different realities. This world, the one that we're in is a...convergence...of many different realities. And when a hole opens a person, like you, or myself, ends up in this world, and we're kind of stuck.
So while we are from the same reality, we're from 2 different versions of the same reality. In my reality, I never managed to graduate Hogwarts because I fell into this world. And in yours, we managed to get married and have a kid before you fell into this world.
Also. Right. Halloween, that is a conversation better had in person. You're not going to like what I'm going to tell you.
I didn't like hearing it, so I know you're not going to like hearing it.