Recently discovered! Minister Lestrange has been enlisting various dark creatures for a terrifying "dark army" to be released on wizarding Britain. This army is being led by a fellow boggart, who like our Minister, has the ability to stay in one form of his or her choosing. So far, the dark army consists of these mutant boggarts, nargles, doxies, fire-breathing mosquitoes, snorkacks, at least one landshark, and a pack of werewolves. (story continued on page 3)
Table of Contents page 2 - Acknowledgements/Quibbler staff profiles page 3 - Boggart Lestrange builds Dark Army page 6 - Muggle entertainment king Elvis Presley murdered by Dark Magic? by Charity Burbage page 8 - Do it yourself Divination page 9 - Cardiff man breeds muggle-repelling butterflies page 10 - Samplings of Simplicity by Eleanor Lovegood