Professor Dumbledore, Hi, sir. This is probably going to sound really weird, but I was wondering if you'd send me my discipline file? From when I was at Hogwarts. And Sirius's too. Don't worry, he says it's okay. Yeah, it's okay. See? Oh. I guess the DictaQuill can't really tell the difference between him and me, can it? Anyway, I'm running out of stuff to read and we've kinda got a bet to settle and at least this will give me something to do other than pester Dig and Pepper about when they're going to let me out of bed. Please?
And I'm really sorry about your brother. And that I couldn't make it to the memorial.