Xenophilius Lovegood (zeeno) wrote in an_ill_wind, @ 2009-06-03 21:24:00 |
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Entry tags: | - 1980/06 june, [the quibbler], xenophilius lovegood |
The Quibbler
June 1980
The London Massacre Ministry Cover-Up
Early in May, London was the site of multiple attacks, with many speculating potential Death Eater activity. After much investigation, I have concluded that our boggart in residence, Minister Lestrange was behind the attacks. In fact, the minister himself was responsible for all of the attacks, due to his unnatural ability to be in multiple places at once.
The Ministry of Magic has refused comment, and has even attempted a cover-up. A Ministry employee, who shall remain anonymous, threatened the Quibbler with legal action in an attempt to impede the investigation. (con'd on p.3)
Table of Contents
page 2. Acknowledgements/Advertisements
page 3. The London Massacre Ministry Cover-up
page 5. Fire-breathing mosquitoes spreading
page 7. The Crumple-horned Snorkack spotted in Sweeden!
page 9. Wizard in the Congo weaponizes hippos
page 10. Inklings on Ink, by Eleanor Lovegood