I would like to schedule an appointment with you soon regarding a charitable venture I would like to pursue, and perhaps having your publication advertise or even better yet, write a story on it, would be brilliant. I have been reading recent editions of The Quibbler and I believe that perhaps venturing out a bit would be a good idea, as my celebrity status and sheer brilliance I could help your readership increase, and my charity Quodpot game I'm trying to get off the ground would get good press.
I would also be willing to pay handsomely for the exposure. As I have heard many say to me, "Help me help you." As the Prophet has already promised press for the cause, I see no need why The Quibbler should fall behind.
You may contact me directly via owl, or leave a message with the Wasps' press secretary, who will relay the message back to me.