"Oh, well whoever it was never told me how they felt," Hermione knew it didn't matter, no matter how strange Pansy was making her feel right now, she would never actually go steady with another girl.
"Just Katie, or Demelza, but I don't listen to idle gossip," she explained, biting her lip with worry like she always did when trying to figure something out.
"No, well I mean, I won't, I mean... what if someone walks in?" she looked paniced, like she had already been caught doing it and looked back towards the door. "Just, hang on."
She went for her robes and extracted her wand, pointed it at the door she silently cast several spells to ward people away and to lock the door. When she turned back towards Pansy her wand hand was shaking and she lowered it and left it on top of her robes.
Feeling her face glowing crimson, she turned around and flipped her skirt us above her arse to give Pansy a full view. She half expected Draco and the rest of the Slytherins to pop out of a closet, gaufawing at her.