"Well, she was talking about you but she wasn't talking about you," Pansy replied. "It seems she has quite the little crush. Or did, it was a bit ago."
She watched as Pansy considered. "Have a suspect? Two? Three?" Pansy teased. "It is funny, I would have never thought about it from her but she seems rather kinky..."
"Well, I'm not sure taking your skirt off in a classroom is something you would do but you could always just flip it up." Pansy couldn't believe Hermione might do it. She hadn't put any wards in place and there was no way she could risk getting caught.
"Go ahead then." She leaned forward to watch intently.